I may be slightly, but only slightly, odd

Do any of you ever find yourself using really odd insults?

I mean, I've recently found myself calling family & friends "you chihuahua." and saying things "I'll eat your brain" in a creepy voice.

Now this may just be my slightly eccentric english middle-class upbringing, for example, my Dad regularly threatened to stab me with a damp dishcloth and pull off both my legs so I'd have to spend the rest of my life walking round on my bum.

Now I'm off to bed and I'll check for replies tommorow.

Questions, comments, opinions?

Johari window

Yes. I've decided to finally jump on the Johari bandwagon, so, from the short time you've known me please go and use whatever words you feel describe me. http://kevan.org/johari?name=mymatedave