Writer's Block: Unique Talents

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I'm not sure if this is strange or obscure, but I've noticed I'm often able to decipher specialised versions of english such as managerese, lawyerish and, my favourite, pretentious waffling. I sometimes partake in the latter myself.

Birthday related mutterings

Happy Birthday to my sister, the Brat, otherwise known as abitunhelpful and that wonderful writer of words, yahtzee. Many happy wishes of the day to both of you.

I had a relatively quiet birthday last night, got some jeans from my stepmum and a carpet, CD rack and leather desk chair from my Dad. Had a large tray of roast chicken, potatoes and vegetables for dinner and a nice Marks & Spencers cake for afters. Very tasty.