Santanic Memage

[mymatedave10]

Blame booster17, I saw his and couldn't help myself

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Wednesday I pulled bastardsnow's hair (-5 points). Last Thursday I gave splash_the_cat a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, selenak (-5000 points). In August I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Friday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4316 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, mymatedave

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Minnesota? In the US?

Does being a dictator require a green card?